Avoidance

mindgamesss:

Alex is wearing a swimcap.

You just throw out weird words - ‘hippopotamus’ and ‘juggling’ - anyone can do that, I’ve got fact based jokes.

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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles 

lumos-maxima:

  yimute

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floatingsky: kellyholmo:

Four-year-old Farris watches The Empire Strikes Back for the first time and learns that Darth Vader is Luke’s father.

monkeyknifefight:

fixingontheday:

maitai25:

thedisorderly:

Really, NINA. A kid in Africa with a cellphone has the same access to info a kid anywhere else with a cellphone does. I’m not sure what point she was trying to make here.

I’m so confused right now… 

What is she trying to say here?  

Is it wrong that I can’t stop laughing? Clearly she’s trying to same something important about….POTUS in the 60s. 

Did you know that a baby seal wearing a superman costume has more lima beans than all of Neptune in the 20s. Think about it.

washingtonpoststyle:

tallwhitney:

Lucille’s greatest hits

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

beautifulandamned:

“… a letter V. Well, I tell you what, my friend - V is a Roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, you answered correctly. Let’s see what you wagered…”